A blog about the trials and tribulations of a new teacher


Monday, September 27, 2010

LMFAO!!!

I just LOVE when a child takes you off guard and kicks you in the gut! Kids say the darndest things, but today has topped the charts! Actually, you probably wont believe it, but its 100% true and i'm going to tell you anyway :)

Today, one little kindergartner totally made my day. He was walking by and decided he wanted to tell the aide something. So, he waited his turn and then he said (get this..) "Do you know how much I love pussy?" HahahaHAhahahaHAhaha.

Oh my goodness. The aid, bless her heart, turned BRIGHT red and looked up at me. Im sure I was the same color. He, however, seemed confused, so I asked "What!?" To which he replied, "I love pussies so much. They're so cute!"

Now, as I was about to implode from holding back laughter, all I could do was smile. Then, because obviously we still looked confused, he deemed it necessary to clarify further, "You know, PUSSY CATS?!" (which was promptly followed with a "my teachers are crazy" look)

Aaahhhh.... marvelous.

xxOOxx

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