Contemplations on the Chupacabra

A funny dialogue*:

Me: Alex, Why have you been in the bathroom for so long? It's been 10 minutes!

5 year old Alex: Umm...

Me: Were you plying in the bathroom?

Alex: NO!

Me: Then...what?

Alex:Well, I was in the bathroom and I started thinking about the Chupacabra.

Me: (Stunned silence).

Alex: Then, I was thinking about it so much and I forgot about this class... Sorry Miss D, but sometimes I do that. Sometimes I think too much and I forget about this class...sorry...

Me:Uhh, okay then. Go finish your math.

I mean, what do you say to a five year old who is contemplating the existence of the Chupacabra?!?

*names have been changed...just in case.

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